JA
Jerry's Affirmative
Tony McCoy O'Grady, since ja is German for yes.
1984749 1985058 
JAB
Jut Against Belly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
JABBER
Jumbled Announcement, But Barely Ever Recognizable
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984728 
JACK CADE
Justifiable Anger Casts Kentish Conspirator Against Decadent Establishment
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
1984566 
JACK DEE
Joker And Celebrity Keeps Deadpan Expression Effortlessly
Eric Bridgstock, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
1984332 
JACK DEE (2)
Jester Appears Curmudgeonly, Keenly Deploying Elevated Eyebrow
Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
1984332 
JACKET
Just A Coat, Keenly Echoing Trousers
Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose jackets are usually part of a suit.
1984575 
JACKIE
Jolly Are the Chinese Karate Imb*c*les Extreme
Nevica the MAN, referring to Jackie Chan
1984827 1984758 
JAFF
Just Angela's Freaky Falilure
Jeff Anonymous, when Angela mistyped his name on the Acronyms forums.
1984722 
JAGUAR
Just A General Upgrade, Albeit Remarkable
Angela Brett (unwittingly inspired by <JAGUAR (7)>), referring to the well-publicised 'code name' of Mac OS X 10.2
1984446 
JAGUAR (2)
Justifiably Apple's Greatest - Users Are Raving
Angela Brett (see <JAGUAR>)
1984446 
JAGUAR (3)
Just Add Great Users, And Relax.
Angela Brett (see <JAGUAR>)
1984446 
JAGUAR (4)
Jobs Announced GPU Utilisation And Rendezvous
Angela Brett (see <JAGUAR>)
1984446 
JAGUAR (5)
Just About Godlike... Unbelievers Are Reconsidering
Steve Keate and Angela Brett
1984446 
JAGUAR (6)
Joins Aqua GUI, Unix, And Reality
Angela Brett and Rob Rix (reality as in, not vapourware)
1984446 
JAGUAR (7)
Just Another General Upgrade And Revamp
Paul Marshall
1984446 
JAGUAR (8)
Jaguar: A Great User-Advanced Ride
Acronymous Anonymous
1984446 
JAGUAR (9)
Jobs's Attempt to Gain Users Again, Really!
Apronymous Anonymous
1984446 
JALOPY
Japanese American Lemon Often Pedalled Yearly
Rico Leffanta
1984710 
JAMAICA
Jammin' A la Marley And Inhaling Cannabis Aromas.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
JAMES
Jesus's Apostle Made Evangelising Simple.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 
JAMES JOYCE
Jumbled And Meaningless? Eminent Scholars Jousted Over Your Creative Exercise
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 
JAMES T KIRK
Jump Across Majestically Empty Space To Kombat Independent Races Kinetically
Bones McCoy O'Grady
1984839 1984524 
JANE
Just A Nymph Emerging
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
JANEIN
Just A No Expressed In Negative
Angela Brett, in response to <SICNON> (Ja is the opposite/negative of No, while Nein is negative to start with!)
1985058 
JANEIN (2)
Ja: A Nein, Expresed In Negative
Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of <JANEIN>
1985058 
JANEWAY
Just Another Nominal Enterprise Woman Astronaut, Yes?
Bones McCoy O'Grady
1984839 
JANICE
Just Act Nice; I'll Come Eventually!
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
JANITOR
Just A Nice Individual To Oversee Repairs
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
JANITOR (2)
Janus Apparently Named It, Two-faced Old Roman
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 1984731 
JANITOR (3)
Jacuzzis Are Not Issued To Ordinary Residents
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
JANITORIAL
Just A Nitwit In Tattered Overalls, Responsibility Is Airport Lavatory
Angela Brett, who doesn't really think that lowly of janitors, and hopes somebody doing janitorial work will respond with a more positive expansion.
1984485 
JANITORIAL (2)
Just A Nobody In Tracksuit, Overseeing Repairs & Inspecting All Lavatories
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
JANUARY
Joy And Novelty Usual At Renewal (of) Year
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
JANUARY (2)
Jock's Annual (k)-Nees-Up Announces Rolling-over Year
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
JANUARY (3)
Janus And Nebula Usher Aquarius Rising Yearly
Rico Leffanta
1984449 
JAPAN
Just A Pacific Aggressive Nation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
JAPAN (2)
Justifiably, Apple's Popular Around Nippon.
Angela Brett
1984350 
JAPAN (3)
Just A Powerful Asian Nation.
Roger Williams
1984350 
JAQUENETTA
Joyous And Quite Unsophisticated. Enjoys Nonsensical Exchanges Teasing Tiresome Armado
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
1984548 
JAQUES
Jesuitically Applies Questions Unto Every Situation
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
1984617 
JARED
Jewelry's A Really Expensive Delight
Angela Brett, who went to http://jared.com hoping for inspiration for this expansion, and found a jewellery store.
1984308 1984995 
JARROW
Jactate Across Rural Road's Overall Width
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Jarrow is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'An agricultural device which, when towed behind a tractor, enables the farmer to spread his dung evenly across the width of the road.')
1984767 
JARROW (2)
Journey (Amid Raging Recession) Of Workers
Tony McCoy O'Grady (During 1936 a march of the unemployed demanding work began at Jarrow in North East England)
1984887 
JASON
Just A Stupid Old Nutter
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984269 
JA WOHL
Jerry's Affirmative Words - 'One Hears Loyally'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984749 
JAWS
Janeymack - A Whopping Shark!
Tony McCoy O'Grady ('Janey Mack' is a Dublin expression of surprise)
1984287 
JAY LENO
Jowly American Yukster Lands Every Night Obligatorily
joybutton
1984641 
JAZZ
Just Add Zip & Zing
ToneDeaf McCoy O'Grady
1984410 
JEALOUS
Justly Envious About Loved One Undressing Someone
Steve Keate and Angela Brett
1984644 
JEALOUSY
Justifiable Envy Arises Lately Over Unpopular Success of Yours
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela got a free iMac T-shirt, Apple pen, and Think Different poster, when all he has is an Apple sticker.
1984644 
JEANNE
Jah Endows... As Numerous Names Express!
Angela Brett - Jeanne, like hundreds of other names, comes from 'John' which means 'God is gracious' or 'Gift of God'
1984422 
JEDI KNIGHT
Jaundiced Empire's Destruction Is Keenly Needed - Invincible Gladiators Have Trained
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984839 
JEEP
Jaunts Exclude Enlisted Personnel
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Jeeps were usually only provided for officers, I think)
1984710 
JEEPERS CREEPERS
'Jesus!' Euphemism; Expressing Perturbation Except Removing Sacrilegious Christ Reference. Everyone Except Pagans Exigently Respects Saviour.
Angela Brett, thinking that the expression 'jeepers creepers' probably came about as a replacement for 'Jesus Christ!'
1984311 1984326 
JEERING
Judging Everyone Externally Reinforces Ignorance - Never Generalise
Angela Brett
1984275 1984497 
JEFF
Just Expands For Fun
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
JEFF ANONYMOUS
Juveniles Enjoy Free Food Around November, Only Now You - Meanly - Oppose Undue Spending
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to <HALLOWEEN (4)>
1984377 1984563 
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
Jamming Every Halldoor Or Vestibule Aperture, Heavy Session With Interminable Theology Nutcase. Eventually Successfully Slam Entry Shut.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
JENNA
Jeb's Erring Niece Needs Alcohol?
TMcO'G (<GEORGE W. BUSH> has twin daughters Jenna and Barbara - who both seem to carry daddy's old fondness for booze. They are under age and have been found more than once in (or trying to get into) places selling it. Jeb is George's brother, the governor of Florida)
1984332 
JEREMIAH
Judged Events, Rarely Enjoyed Mirth, Imprisoned And Hated
Eric Bridgstock
1984329 
JEREMY
Jewish Equivalent Really Exhausts Mouth -- Yirmeyahu
Angela Brett (Jeremy comes from a Hebrew name Yirmeyahu.)
1984269 
JERICHO
Jewish Exercise Resounding Instruments Collapsing Hurdles  Overall
Rico Leffanta
1984371 1984326 
JERK
Jolt Experienced Resembles Knock
Jide Alakija
1984353 
JESSICA
Juvenile - Escaping - Steals Shylock's Individually Counted Assets
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
1984440 
JESUS
Jewish Echo, "Save Us Sinners"
Rico Leffanta
1984326 
JET
Joins Earth's Terminals
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
JEWELLERY
Joining Element With Element Linking Love's Eldest Romantic  Yardstick
Rico Leffanta
1984995 
JIGGLYPUFF
Jamming Interpretation, Gives Gig, Lullaby Yawns, Pounds Unsuspecting Friend (or) Foe
Jan Morgan (Jigglypuff is Pokemon #39)
1984284 
JIM
James (In Miniature) 
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984269 
JINGLE
Jangling Intrusive Notes Generate Lavish Expenditure
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 1984653 
JOAN LA PUCELLE
Jamming On Armour Now Lets A Patriotic Unknown Combat English Lords - Later Executed
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
1984566 
JOANNE
Jewel Of A Name Needs Expansion
TMcCO'G
1984422 
JOAN OF ARC
Juvenile Orders Army North Of France And Reaps Combustion
Rico Leffanta
1984332 1984731 
JOAN RIVERS
Jokester Offering A Nasty Remark In Various Entertainment Road Shows
W. Kline
1984827 
JOB
Justice Overcomes Besetment.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 
JOB (2)
Journey Of Boredom
Rico Leffanta
1984977 
JOB (3)
Just Over Broke
Iniyan G
1984977 
JOBLESS
Joy Of Being Lacking Employment Slowly Shrinks
Tony McWork O'Grady
1984977 
JOBS
Janitors Outdo Bigwig's Salary!
Angela Brett - Steve Jobs only gets paid $1 a year for being iCEO of Apple.
1984332 1984317 
JOCKSTRAPS
Jaded Old Crotch Kickers Seeking To Restore Artificial Phallic Symbols
Rico Leffanta
1984896 
JOEL
Judgement Of Endless Locusts
Eric Bridgstock
1984329 
JOHN
Jesus Opens His Narrative.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 1985001 
JOHN (2)
Joyously Obedient (to) Holy Name
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 1985001 
JOHN (3)
Just One Hawaiian 'Nym?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
JOHN (4)
Joint Of Ham's Nice
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984989 
JOHN BRETT
Jauntily Offering Higher Notions, Bringing Real Enthusiasm To Technology
John Brett
1984377 
JOHN LE CARRE
Just One Honed Narrative Lets Espionage Career Agents Recycle & Rehash Events
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 
JOHNNY CASH
Jail's Often Happy & Nice Now Yankee Convicts All Singing Heartily
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
JOHN OF GAUNT
Jaundiced On His Nephew. Outspoken - Fiercely Guarding An Unbreakable Noble Tradition
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard II
1984683 
JOHN RYAN
Juveniles On Hawaii Never Remember You're Always Near
Rico Leffanta (John Ryan is better known as Jack Lord)
1984851 
JOHN STEINBECK
Journey Of Hope - Notorious Stark Time Encapsulated In Novel, Bleak Existence Conveyed Keenly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 
JOIN OUR VOLUNTEERS
Job Offer Is Now Open. Under Resourced Venture - One Learns (Usually) Not To Ever Expect Receiving Salary
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984977 
JOIN US
Job Opportunity In New Unique Salon
TMcCO'G
1984977 
JOKE
Jest - Only Kidding, Eh.
Angela Brett
1984509 
JOKE (2)
Jest Or Kiddish Expletive
Jeff Anonymous
1984509 
JOLLITY
Joyous Outburst, Long Lived - I Thank You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
JOLLY
Junket: Office Looked Lonely Yesterday
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett. "Jolly" is a slang term for a pleasure-trip, something like a semi-official business trip.
1984977 
JOLLY (2)
Joking One, Laughs Like Yodeller
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
JONAH
Jahweh Orders Ninevah A Harbinger.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
JONATHAN
Just One Name, Around Two Hundred Alternative Notations
Angela Brett (there are several spellings of Jonathan, and seemingly hundreds of other names from the same root as John)
1984269 
JONES
Jealous Of Neighbours' Evident Success
TMcCO'G - Who doesn't try to 'keep up with' anyone
1984257 
JORDAN
Jews Opposed - Royals Demand Arab Nation.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
JOSEPH
Job Of Someone Explaining Pharoah's Hallucinations
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984269 
JOSHUA
Jordan's Old Soldier Heroic Under Attack  
Eric Bridgstock
1984329 
JOSHUA (2)
Jericho Once Stood; Horns, Unified, Attacked.
Roger Williams
1984329 
JOURNAL
Jotter Often Used Regularly Notates A Life
Tony McSamuel O'Pepys
1984437 1984362 
JOUST
Joy Of Using Spear Thingies
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984455 
JOY
Joke's On You
Rico Leffanta
1984509 1984422 
JOYBUTTON
Just One, Yet... Because Usually Two Takes Over a Nanosecond.
Angela Brett, because the aforementioned acronymist wanted the name to be acronymised twice in exchange for the two acronyms contributed.
1984377 
JOYBUTTON (2)
Jollity: On. You'd Be Unwilling To Try 'Off' Now.
Angela Brett, toying with the possibility of a joy button which toggles joy on and off.
1984296 1984377 
JOYCE
Jovial Observations Yielding Casual Excitement.
Tom Denton, referring to author James Joyce.
1984335 
JPEG
Juxtapositioned Pixels Emulate Graphics
Sean Lamb (JPEG = Joint Photographic Experts Group)
1984299 1984242 
JPEG (2)
Just Pictures and Entertaining Graphics
Sean Lamb (JPEG = Joint Photographic Experts Group)
1984242 1984299 
JUBILANT
Joy Unleashes Boys In Loud And Noisy Times
Rico Leffanta
1984509 
JUDE
Joy Under Difficult Experiences
Sue Johnson
1984422 
JUDGE
Justice Usually Done, Given Equity.
Angela Brett
1984752 
JUDGE (2)
Jumped Up Disgruntled Geriatric Establishment-arian
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984752 
JUDGEMENT
Java Users/ Developers Group, Extended: Macintosh Enthusiasts Now Taken!
Gavin Lambert, thinking up a new name for a group Angela told him about which is ostensibly a Java users group but is actually a group of Mac developers, one of which develops using Java. Its previous working title was JUGWOXACI so this is a big improvement! JUDGEMENT day is the second Tuesday of each month.
1984512 
JUDGES
Justices, Utterly Depressing, Grim Events Spiral
Eric Bridgstock
1984329 
JUDITH
Jewish Urban Destruction? I'm The Heroine
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984422 1984326 
JUDY
Just Un Dress Yourself!
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
JUICE
Jug - Usually It Contains Extract.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984539 
JUICE (2)
Juveniles Usefully Ingest Citrus Extract
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
1984539 
JUICY
Jointly Uncovering Interrupted Coition Yields
Rico Leffanta
1984278 1984365 
JUJU
Jaded Unbelievers; Jinxes Unleashed!
Roger Williams
1984326 
JULES
Jules Uses Long Entertaining Stories
David Brydon, referring to singer Jules Riding
1984416 
JULES (2)
Jules Utilises Lynne's Efficient Sensibility.
David Brydon
1984416 
JULES (3)
Jesus Uses Lively Evangelical Singer
Angela Brett
1984416 
JULIA
Jauntily Uses Lad's Identity Awhile
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
1984755 
JULIA ROBERTS
Joyful Unbridled Lover Instinctively Always Reveals Ostentatious Big Eyes Really Trap Spouse
Rico Leffanta
1984827 
JULIET
Jaunty Underage Lovely In Erotic Tragedy
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
1984599 
JULIUS CAESAR
Jumped-Up Little Italian Usurper. Shuns Caution And Enrages Senator And Republicans
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
1984674 1984593 
JULY
Juveniles Usually Laze, Yes!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
JULY (2)
Justly Unwound & Lazing Youths
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
JUMP
Jolt of Unrestrained Mac Power
Angela Brett, describing what would be needed to turn KEYBOARD off or on (the power keys are on the soles of his feet, but aren't activated by normal walking.)
1984344 
JUMP IN A LAKE
Just Use Mother's Personal Identification Number, And Lunch At Kin's Expense!
Angela Brett, while thinking about the <SHOVE OFF> challenge... although this one doesn't quite fit it.
1984515 
JUMP OUT OF A PLANE!
Jolted Upwards... My Parachute's Opened Up! Thrill Of Freefall Abated, Pleasantly Lowering Adrenalin Nearing Earth.
Angela Brett
1984824 
JUNE
July's Upcoming Next, Evidently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
JUNE (2)
Just Unending Nice Evenings
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
JUNE (3)
June Ushers New Era!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Summer in Northern Hemisphere / Winter in Southern Hemisphere.
1984449 
JUNGLE
Jumbled Undergrowth - Not Grass Land Evidently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984245 
JUNK
Just Useless, Needless Knick-knacks
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 
JUNO
Juxtaposition Unlikely Nearly Omnipotent
Rico Leffanta
1984854 
JUPITER
Jeopardy Ultimate Prospect If Travellers Ever Reach (it)
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984686 
JUSTICE
Join the United States - They Incarcerate Criminal Evildoers
Angela Brett, with a rose-tinted view of JUSTICE (the <AMERICAN WAY>.) It isn't really true. After all, they didn't incarcerate Bill G*t*s.
1984476 
JUSTICE (2)
Jury's Undecided? Seems That I'm Convicted Erroneously.
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <GUILTY>)
1984863 1984476 
JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Just Us! Selfish Temporisers! Individuals Completely Egotistical! For Ourselves! Ruin Antagonists! Low Lifes!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984476 
JUST TOO BUSY
Joyful Users Should Try To Openly Operate Battery Utilisation System. Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's sister, who is JUST TOO BUSY to change her clock batteries and therefore her emails come through as though they'd been sent several days beforehand.
1984311 1984299 
JUVENAL
Just Use Verse Eventually Nothing Approaches Love
Rico Leffanta
1984335 
JUVENILE
Just Underage, Vaguely Endearing Not Into Looking Elderly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
JUXTAPOSE
Just Use X-rays To Align Posteriors On Someone's Epidermis
Rico Leffanta
1984275 
JUXTAPOSITION
Juggle Until X-axes Tally, Although Placing Objects Spatially In Togetherness Is Often Noisome.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984629 
